My therapist said that I’m coming into my face yesterday.
Leeza Gibbons came into work today with her agent and she had a new face that made her look like an evil hybrid of Meg Ryan and Debbie Gibson in the "only in my dreams" video, only with the voice of Leeza Gibbons. I don't like it.
My third favorite part of the gayparade was when a 300pound black woman dressed in black sweats went into the Gelson's supermarket for plastic bags and then proceeded to saunter right through the middle of the parade, soliciting the marchers for all the free pens and buttons and lube she could carry.
My other favorite part of the gayparade was when a tweaked out bear bumrushed the Chelsea Handler float and was tackled by security. Chelsea was wearing a hot pink scarf wrapped around her head like Jane Mansfield and turquoise heels – this earned more respect from me than anything she could have done for any gay cause.
All in all, it's safe to say I don't like parades. I'd rather go on a picnic.
All this talk of what Chelsea Handler wore and not a word of what YOU had on makes worry that it was something less to be proud of. Finally, how many Pens and free lube were your little hands able to carry away?
ReplyDeletei wore my red headband with a pink tshirt and those white raybans you gave me. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteThere are no picnics here, Chicago is a horrid little town where it rains outside and in my heart.
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