Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Mazel!



I wrote a lot in my diaries about my reasons for converting to Judaism. The first page of this diary is a list of names:

Sandra Bernhard
Barbra Streisand
Elizabeth Taylor
Kate Capshaw

Mazel Tov on your conversion this week, Julia Ann. More life!
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  1. Too Much Tube TimeJuly 8, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    Oh Jeffrey. You're a true jew. Thank you! We'll Manichewitz it up this Saturday!!!!

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  2. SeamusJuly 9, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    What I am Michael is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it's nobody's god damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?

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