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Once upon a time there was a lady named Elle Woods.

With her outrageous outlook and indomitable fashion sense, Elle was a girl that all the boys wanted to be with and all the girls wanted to be best friends with.  Not only was Elle an amazing interior decorator, but she had spirit to spare!  She was a wonderful and attentive girlfriend to her boyfriend, Warner - doing things in a hottub that would make a seasoned professional blush but always a class act outside the bedroom.   Even though Warner got dizzy in hottubs, didn't like to talk in public, and didn't know the difference between Tiffany and Walmart rings, Elle loved him with all her heart.   Long story short:  Warner decided that there was no room for Elle in his new life in Business College.  Boring.

Elizabeth Shue.

Elizabeth Shue had an insanely successful career.  Elizabeth Shue married into the Guggenheim family and then her husband (with her helping hand and loving embrace) had an insanely successful career of his own.  We all have a lot to learn from Elizabeth Shue and Elle Woods and their happily ever afters.

"My wardrobe is not really conducive to kneepads."

-Megan Fox