As I was leaving therapy today, I found myself trapped in the elevator with a morbidly obese messenger breathing heavily out of his mouth and dripping with sweat. So rancid was his body odor, so god-awful was his smell, that I actually threw up in the bushes outside where I had parked my bicycle.I was going to get Carl's Jr for a reward meal. I ate almonds instead.
obviously the blog is ready for the nora ephron neck magic.
ReplyDeleteyou will be played by the actress from bewitched and you've got mail. sean will be played by someone british. seamus will be played by cher. i will be played by megan fox, in a role that might surprise you...!
ReplyDeletewell, anyways, you and I will be terrifically casted! ENCORE!!
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