Saturday, October 3, 2009

tommy doyle

When approached by a drunk Persian girl waiting for 2am burritos in Santa Monica who says "Can I ask you a question, are you gay or straight?,"  the only appropriate response is "Why, are you looking to get fucked?".

Girls shouldn't go out alone after 1am and shouldn't approach strange men and they should know how to dress for their body types.  She worked at the "French Connection" and continually offered us a 20% discount.  I have never been inside a "French Connection."
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  1. SeamusOctober 3, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    In my opinion a girl shouldn't go out after sundown alone

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  2. brianOctober 4, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    rude, but I picked out a nice sweater for you: http://usa.frenchconnection.com/product/mens+knits+and+sweats/58AV2/shadow+sweater.htm

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