celestial seasonings

My genuine and obnoxious middle school list of requirements for a potential boyfriend:

• do not violently flinch when someone touches you.

• be able to look at houses north of Montana Ave and appraise their value.

• appreciate music whether silently or singing along

• celebrate happiness with champagne in copious quantities.

• spontaneously drive to canon beach to collect stones with a ralph lauren throw in the back seat in case it gets cold.

• enjoy nighttime at the beach, even if just lying on top of the car and staring at the stars.

• tell me stories about Elizabeth Berkley and Jennifer Connelly that I don't already know.

• sometimes just squat in a corner and cry, it makes me melt.