some things you have to do yourself

There's only one month left of summer and there are still a few things left to do:

1.  Ride your motorbike home down the LA river while being chased by an 18wheeler Mack Truck all the way from the arcade. 

2.  Between shifts at the Aero theatre, fall in love with a halfling who may or may not want to suck out your soul.

3.  Manage a female based rock group in the vein of Susanna Hoffs and live in a beach house with Justine Bateman.

4.  Stare unappologetically at Brandon Routh in Real Food Daily and follow him into the bathroom.

5.  Open the curtains, it's appropriate.