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I once went to Ohio for a wedding. Columbus, Ohio. The entire time I was there, I kept asking how close we were to Cincinnati. No one would tell me.

Laurie Anderson came to do a masterclass with us in conservatory. I went to a dark dark place when I got to class and realized we were not to be regaled with stories of Burt Reynolds and Circus of the Stars.

"WKRP in Cincinnati" was the most fashionable series ever to grace network television. When I was a little boy, I really wanted to be Bailey because she had the best glasses and because I felt bad for Loni Anderson. I think people never gave Loni credit for being anything more than a bottle of peroxide and a d-cup. That's difficult to overcome. Bailey was super smart and still sexy, even though I resented her for succumbing to network pressure and taking off the glasses. I don't care for Gary Sandy's face, but his body is amazing and he got the best outfits.