Today I am at work and wearing a hot pink ski cap with a fendi tie and a marc jacobs shirt. Bill S. Preston, Esquire is here and he complimented me on my look - that's my bro. Anyone who laughs at me, (and by anyone, I mean all the fat girls in international) is ignorant with no sense of joy or wonder or fashion.For the record, Bill S. Preston is class. There are many stupid people making movies and taking meetings, he is not one of them. He has a lovely family and lives in NYC, as all established people should.
Last night I rode my bike to Main Street and had Ben&Jerry's for dinner and walked on the beach. This is why I live in California. When I have money in my hand and a role as noteworthy as Bill S. Preston, then I will move back to NYC and only be seen getting coffee or signing children's books (not mine, just signing other peoples books in barnes&noble).

I'd pay top dollar for your signature on an 'Amelia Bedelia' book.
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